As I was relaxing in the tub, I was reading the labels on all of our bath products. I always read mine, but this time I read Josh's shower gel label as well. I laughed to myself when I realized that men and women are so different in so many ways.
My shower gel:
Our all natural, paraban free, distinctive formulas are made with the calming qualities of lavender and the sensuality of vanilla to relax, beautify and emulate the essence of your inner beauty. Directions: Lather over entire body for siky smooth skin.
His:
The Axe effect may result in, but is not limited to, unrelenting female attention and/or late nights. Directions: Squeeze out gel. Lather on your body. Rinse off. Be clean. Smell great.
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Wow! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. I guess I haven't noticed because Aaron is content with using whatever I have in the shower. Right now it's lavender Ivory soap (the old fashioned bar variety)! In the past he has emerged from the shower smelling like "Garden Rose", "Tropical Paradise", and "Morning Spring Dew." Maybe I should start buying him his own manly soap so that I can have a good laugh over the directions!
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