So, I'm here to report on Sunday and today.
Sunday. Went to church. Sang "How Far Is It To Bethlehem" with the Relief Society during our Sacrament meeting after chasing Ian down the hall three times, finally getting him in the chapel and leaving immediately after sitting with him b/c he was SO LOUD! Also after getting vomited on by Afton (nasty smelling yogurt vomit all over her Christmas dress). ALSO after stripping her down because the smell made me want to vomit. She ended up wearing just her sweater and diaper cover. After the first hour was over, my friend Nicole helped me clean her up in the bathroom and had a change of clothes in her car for Afton AND had some perfume for me to spray on my vomit scented self. SHE SAVED THE DAY!!
Today. Made our Christmas list and headed to the new Hudson's Treasure Hunt only 20 minutes away in Zachary. They ended up only having junk. No treasures this time. I had Josh try on a cheesy sweater that made me laugh so hard I peed on myself. Not just a tinkle, but enough to make a PUDDLE on the floor. I wrapped Josh's jacket around my legs and scurried out, leaving PEE FOOTPRINTS the whole way. I hope no one slipped in my puddle. I was so embarrassed. That's what happens when you give birth to three kids and have no bladder control. I need some diapers. So how's that for spreading holiday cheer?!
Tonight we had FHE at our church with some friends and had a white elephant gift exchange with a twist. Everyone just wrapped up something they already had at their house. We had a lot of fun and kept the kids up way too late, but it was worth it.
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Charlotte Raye: 7-months
12 years ago
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LOL about the peeing thing! I have the SAME problem! EVERY TIME I sneeze I have to focus sooo hard on NOT peeing. IT sucks!!!!!!!! I have had to come home a few times from peeing on myself. So you're not the only one, my friend :)
Oh, so I'm not alone, you youngings having problems, I understand. I had to walk about 8 blocks both ways to get groceries today. It was scary on the way home. Don't know the stores that allow pottying in this town. They call them toilets here.
Stacy! I can only imagine! It was hard enough being pregnant...can't tell you how many times I would sneeze and say "crap!" and Mike would say, "peed again?" "yep"...off to the bathroom! It happened at the movies, at Wal-Mart, at work, you name it! I'm sure by the time we are done having kids, I'll just continually pee all day long! Sorry that happened, dang Josh...why does he have to be so funny!?
Do Kegels work on your bladder control? If so, I should get to work! :)
Don't give up on Christmas stuff yet (though I'm starting to feel a little burned out myself). Only ten days to go!
What are you talking about? You peed on yourself frequently BEFORE the three kids. Not much has changed I see. Hahaha!
Peeing yourself should've stopped a few years ago...I bet it happens b/c you already had to pee! Just quit trying to hold it all day and you probably won't wet yourself anymore! It's an okay issue though, I almost wet myself EVERY time i do the dishes or wash my hands! LOL! And as far as the xmas spirit thing goes...you're doing a LOT better than I am!
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