Birthday Boy!

On this day, thirty one years ago, the stars and planets aligned Capricorneously, bringing forth the most perfect male ever to exist on earth, Joshua Martin Hutchinson. He grew up a happy boy, despite the challenging curves life threw at him. He always knew there was a deeper meaning to life than what his eyes beheld. One glorious evening, a young woman's eyes beheld this glorious being and she was instantly enamored of him. They were a match written in the heavens from that day forth, and they have since built their own heaven together.
Okay, seriously. Josh, I love you more and more every day. I wish you a happy birthday and many more to come. I'm not listing thirty one things about you (okay maybe later, if you want) but I am letting it be known on the world wide web that you are an excellent husband and father and I am so lucky to be able to share my life with you!
Now a special tribute from the UK starring Dixie and Markus Mann: Brace yourself!